1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,217 The whole idea of this thing just makes me really nervous. 2 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,152 I've already created the site, Donna. 3 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:12,021 Well, we haven't even taken the pictures of my clothes yet. 4 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,523 They'll be ready tomorrow. 5 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,592 And then we have to choose which ones we like, 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:16,693 if there are any, which I doubt. 7 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,928 They'll look great. 8 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,463 Then you still have to put them on the site. 9 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,633 And then, Miss Defeatist, with a simple click of the mouse, 10 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,469 DonnaMartinOriginals.com will officially be up and running. 11 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,670 How can you be so calm? 12 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,906 We have less than 24 hours to get this done. 13 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,422 Maybe we should postpone it a week. 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,461 Open it. 15 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:40,872 Thank you. 16 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,556 It's just like mine. 17 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,224 I even set it up for you. 18 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,226 You shouldn't have. 19 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,728 Can't help it; I'm type A. 20 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,653 Now, check out the calendar. 21 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,534 "Next Wednesday, 22 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,335 movie with Mitch at 8:00." 23 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,137 And on Saturday, we're rollerblading. 24 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:04,040 See, our schedules mesh perfectly. 25 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,975 I don't think that's just a coincidence. 26 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,243 No, just a reminder 27 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,987 that I haven't had a vacation since college. 28 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,982 Look, 29 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,184 I know we've only dated a couple times, 30 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,872 but I just wanted you to know I am officially off the market. 31 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,160 No response necessary. 32 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,002 You're never going to believe who that was. 33 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,203 The Doheny Mansion? 34 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,338 They just got a cancellation, 35 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:36,773 and we can have our wedding reception there? 36 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,698 No, my dad. 37 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,079 Your dad? Wow. 38 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,847 You haven't talked to him in months. 39 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,050 Mm, I haven't seen him in, like, two years. 40 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:48,451 But he's coming into town 41 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:52,088 and he wants to have dinner tomorrow night, with us. 42 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,424 With us? 43 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,925 Mm-hmm. 44 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,860 Am I being inspected? 45 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:58,962 I certainly hope so. 46 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,765 I can't wait to show you off. 47 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,669 Dads always disapprove of their daughter's fiancés. 48 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,037 It's in the job description. 49 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,307 Bill Taylor is a convicted embezzler, 50 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:16,045 a world-class philanderer, and a completely negligent father. 51 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:19,582 You are honest and faithful and totally dependable. 52 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,451 If anybody should be worried, it should be him. 53 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:25,421 You know, they, uh, they say a lot of times 54 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,992 that daughters end up marrying men just like their fathers. 55 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,661 Yeah, I've heard that before. 56 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,631 Which is why I am doing the exact opposite. 57 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,600 I am marrying a man I completely trust. 58 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:40,093 I am marrying you. 59 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,530 ♪♪ 60 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,896 ♪♪ 61 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:42,116 ♪♪ 62 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:54,610 ♪ Oh, baby, it's no lie ♪ 63 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:57,313 ♪ I never thought I'd make you cry ♪ 64 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,882 ♪ Please stay by my side ♪ 65 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,086 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to say good-bye ♪ 66 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,955 ♪ Why was I such a fool? ♪ 67 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,957 ♪ You know I'd give the world for you ♪ 68 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,259 ♪ Let's try one more time ♪ 69 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:15,098 ♪ 'Cause, baby, I don't want to say ♪ 70 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:18,668 ♪ Good-bye. ♪ 71 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:19,902 EToys, E♪TRADE, eBay. 72 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,270 E-God! 73 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:24,173 We're missing out on the gold rush of the new millennium. 74 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,208 That's nice. 75 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,576 Honey, people are making 76 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,445 a fortune on these Internet stocks... everybody but us. 77 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,581 Well, compare and despair, honey. 78 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,283 You know, Donna's taking her store online. 79 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,852 Yeah, with Dylan backing her, right? 80 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,720 Yeah. Well, that should tell you something right there. 81 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,088 The rich get richer. 82 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,157 I bet he'd cut us in if we asked him. 83 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,173 We can't afford that, Steve. 84 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,496 You know, when Bill Gates was starting out, 85 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,331 he went to his neighbor for a loan. 86 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,733 $800 for five percent of the company. 87 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,268 Do you have any idea how much 88 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,652 five percent of Microsoft is worth? 89 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,205 Like, a jillion and a half dollars. 90 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,774 If it was just the two of us, 91 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,742 Steve, I would consider it, but it's not. 92 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,144 We have Maddy now, 93 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,679 which means nannies and Mommy and Me classes 94 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,681 and Gymboree and preschool. 95 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:06,783 Do you have any idea 96 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,351 how expensive preschool is these days? 97 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,553 Well, yeah, but if DonnaMartinOriginals.com 98 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:12,855 takes off, we could be rich. 99 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,857 And if it doesn't? 100 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,851 The answer is no, Steve... Not with our money. 101 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,679 This is a disaster, just as predicted. 102 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,047 I called the agency. 103 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,049 They said the model should have been here an hour ago. 104 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,417 She'll show. 105 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:42,785 I wouldn't bet on it. 106 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:46,656 Photographer is costing $1,000 an hour. 107 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:48,925 Sign here and here. 108 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,626 You're officially a corporation. 109 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,564 So that means that I'm not held personally liable 110 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:55,665 if this thing tanks. 111 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,967 And don't forget about the beauty part. 112 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,602 Everything is written off as a business expense. 113 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,037 Right. 114 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,072 Hey, so what is the, uh, story with the blonde? 115 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,041 Camille? 116 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,375 Yeah. 117 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,010 Models are my specialty. 118 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,378 Not this one. 119 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,598 She's taken. 120 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,686 While we got time, you want to HotSync our schedules? 121 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,621 No, no, I-I don't. 122 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,623 Got a few more dates set up for us. 123 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:21,824 Mitch, did you know 124 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:25,695 that DonnaMartinOriginals.com is doomed? 125 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,029 Doomed. 126 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,097 Hope you're not busy Christmas. 127 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,098 Christmas? 128 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,132 It's premature, I know. 129 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,367 It's eight months away. 130 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,802 I like to know what I'm doing, 131 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,404 so I have something to look forward to. 132 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,074 Dylan, the model's not showing up, so... 133 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,075 we should just cut our losses 134 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,776 and forget about the whole thing. 135 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,045 Uh, my accountant, who's not really much of a brain surgeon, 136 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,081 had a good idea. 137 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,700 Camille should be the model. 138 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,887 - Pardon me? - That is a great idea. 139 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,755 Camille, will you put on the red dress? 140 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,690 Uh, and could you do it quickly? 'Cause I'm not gonna 141 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:56,425 stand around here all day wasting money. 142 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,127 Camille isn't a model. 143 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,246 Hey, I want us to be online by tomorrow. 144 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,218 Camille? 145 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,290 Yes. 146 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:13,442 You're not eye candy; you're a businesswoman. 147 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,777 Exactly. 148 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:18,203 I'm a businesswoman, and this is a business decision. 149 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,152 Relax, David. 150 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,475 Dylan, last time I checked, I wasn't on your payroll. 151 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,104 I'll tell you, the party tomorrow night 152 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,739 for DonnaMartinOriginals.com is going to be 153 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,942 like the ball dropping at Times Square, you know? 154 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:46,943 Mm-hmm. 155 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,144 I mean, that-that minus 156 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,445 a couple hundred thousand people, of course. 157 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,347 I know, it's going to be a huge success. 158 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,682 Yep. 159 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,116 If I had some spare cash, man... 160 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,117 You'd invest. 161 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,352 Uh-huh. 162 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,521 Know what they say about people who used to be rich 163 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,423 not missing their money? 164 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,625 It's a crock, okay? 165 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,695 If I cashed in on the Net, I'd buy a 32-foot sloop 166 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:09,598 and just sail off to Tahiti, you know? 167 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,534 Yeah. How about you? 168 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,636 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,838 I'd stop waking up at 2:00 a.m. 170 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:19,208 with nightmares about not having enough cash. 171 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,211 I would never, ever go to Bakersfield again to cover 172 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,146 another one of those stupid UFO conventions. 173 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,684 Yeah, well, we can always dream. 174 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,319 Yeah, right. 175 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:35,891 Yeah. 176 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,193 It's Ellen. 177 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,061 Hey. 178 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,063 I-I didn't think I'd be hearing from you. 179 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,666 Yeah, I wanted to hear your voice. 180 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,967 How are you? 181 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,102 I'm fine. 182 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,236 The question is: how are you? 183 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,172 Uh, well, I'm actually not so good. 184 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,807 Um, I could kind of use your help. 185 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,011 I thought that's exactly what you didn't want. 186 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,368 I'm in jail, Noah. 187 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,371 Please get me out of here. 188 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,554 You should have seen David. 189 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,890 He was a jerk during the whole photo shoot. 190 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,892 Just because Camille was modeling? 191 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,894 I don't know what his problem is. 192 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,030 And then there's Mitch. 193 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,431 What about him? 194 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,400 Well, Mitch has me scheduled to spend every vacation 195 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,935 with him and his family from now until Groundhog's Day. 196 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,572 You being down on Mitch wouldn't have anything to do 197 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,275 with the fact that David and Camille are fighting, would it? 198 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,644 No. 199 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,647 Why would you even ask that? 200 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,282 You just always get really critical 201 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,650 of whoever you're going out with 202 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:38,454 the minute the specter of David as a single man comes up. 203 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,322 Hmm. Purple purse! 204 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,458 Definitely go with the purple purse. 205 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,060 Nice change of subject. 206 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,228 Oh, caught me. 207 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,065 So, uh, are you nervous about introducing Matt to your dad? 208 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,133 Hmm. 209 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,903 Hold on. 210 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,304 Hello. 211 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,305 Hi, Dad. 212 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,240 No. 213 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,143 - Sorry. - Uh... no, I understand, of course. 214 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,999 Maybe the next time you come into town. 215 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,817 Yeah. 216 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,322 - Thank you. - Hey. 217 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,424 Hi... wow, hey, Maddy. 218 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,525 You come for a BLT? 219 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,993 Say hi. 220 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,729 No, actually, Maddy doesn't have enough teeth for a BLT yet, 221 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,331 but I certainly am capable. 222 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,800 Oh, well, okay, s-see, I saw two on the bottom. 223 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,302 I thought she could do that. 224 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,303 You know, I wanted to talk 225 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,238 to you and Steve about something anyway. 226 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,140 Oh, he's in Bakersfield for the night. 227 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,775 Oh, well, that explains the wire. 228 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,677 - What wire? - He wired $10,000 229 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,499 into my account a couple of hours ago. 230 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,082 Right, the $10,000. 231 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,351 Yeah, I invested it in Donna's Web site like Steve wanted, 232 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,420 but I want to make sure that you guys know 233 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,055 that this is kind of risky. 234 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,457 As a matter of fact, we discussed that at length. 235 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,859 Well, good, 'cause you know Steve. 236 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,162 He only sees the dollar signs, not the possible downside. 237 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:56,332 But, anyway, you ladies have a nice dinner, and I'll see you. 238 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,333 Mm. 239 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,553 Um, say hi to Steve for me. 240 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,139 Oh, believe me, I will. 241 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,542 What? 242 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,144 I know. 243 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,045 I appreciate you 244 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,248 coming to me, Tom, but I'm not taking on 245 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,916 - any new cases right now. - Oh, well. 246 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,218 I thought anybody handing out 247 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:19,303 business cards at a rave would be hard up for clients. 248 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:24,226 Here's the name and number of an excellent lawyer. 249 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,195 I'm sure he can help you out. 250 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,243 Okay. 251 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,865 I'll say hi 252 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,601 - to Amy for you. - Uh, yeah, you do that. 253 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,869 Hey. 254 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,571 Hi. 255 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,939 Who was that? 256 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,874 Uh, just some guy looking for a lawyer. 257 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,109 Are you gonna take the case? 258 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,192 Unwinnable. 259 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,014 So... what's the story? 260 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,916 Where are we going for dinner tonight? 261 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:50,019 We're not; my dad called and canceled again. 262 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,087 You all right? 263 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,422 Yeah. Fine. 264 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,124 I'm just a little angry. 265 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,761 At myself, mostly, for getting all... excited. 266 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,763 I feel like an idiot. 267 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,631 Hey. 268 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,568 He's a fool; it's his loss. 269 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,769 Mmm. 270 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,407 Thank you. 271 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,108 For what? 272 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,878 For never disappointing me. 273 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,814 I'm taking you out tonight. 274 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:19,848 Okay? 275 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,684 Oh, there's one problem with that. 276 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,199 - Hmm? - Who's Amy? 277 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,123 Amy? Um... She's just some girl 278 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,792 that Dylan hooked up with at the desert. 279 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,827 That's how that guy heard about me. 280 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,752 Ugh. Dylan is such a dog. 281 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,011 Did you sleep at all? 282 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,280 Yeah. I guess. 283 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,966 Mm. 284 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,654 You know what? 285 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,123 Why don't we hold off on the job hunt, 286 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,116 just for now. 287 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,528 Do you want to talk about 288 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,817 why the cops found you passed out in your car? 289 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,572 Well, I was, um, behind on my rent, 290 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,442 so I just moved everything into my trunk. 291 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,012 I was embarrassed. 292 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,980 You don't have to be embarrassed, okay? 293 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,215 You can call me. 294 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,869 I thought about it, but I just couldn't. 295 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,690 And then yesterday, my car wouldn't start. 296 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,793 And I just said the hell with it, you know? 297 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,630 I had a half gallon of Gilbey's and I just started in. 298 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,800 And the next thing I know, 299 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,158 there's a cop knocking on my windshield. 300 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,676 I'm so scared. 301 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,678 I know. 302 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,035 Look, I know you're scared. 303 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,717 Let's get you back in AA. 304 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,152 Noah, please! 305 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,887 Okay? I need a job. 306 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,073 Look, I know you need a job, but you need help. 307 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:22,071 And now I just press "beam," and bingo, 308 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,539 I've just sent you my schedule for the day. 309 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,499 Now, if you want, you can... beam me your itinerary. 310 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,711 What is it? 311 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,746 I don't want to beam you my itinerary. 312 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,249 But in terms of time management, it's a real sweetheart. 313 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,484 I'm sure it is. 314 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,952 I... 315 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,854 I can't do this. 316 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,291 What are you saying, you don't like me? 317 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,426 Oh, I do, I... 318 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,794 I don't know. 319 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,219 Just, there's something missing here for me. 320 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,599 I mean, what about spontaneity? 321 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,601 What about not knowing what's gonna happen next? 322 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,636 But I know what I want to have happen next. 323 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,338 Yeah, but don't you think mapping things out 324 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,707 kind of sucks the fun out of getting to know each other? 325 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,243 A well-crafted plan, making it happen... that's fun. 326 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,911 Well, I can appreciate that in business, 327 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,233 but not with people. 328 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,849 Not with me. 329 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,851 So, from now on, 330 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,312 I think we should just keep things professional, okay? 331 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,773 Okay, then. 332 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,962 Here are the pictures from the shoot. 333 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,997 I scanned them all. 334 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,265 Page me later and let me know 335 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,566 which ones you want me to upload. 336 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,502 Um, Mitch, I... 337 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,304 hope this isn't gonna affect us working together, 338 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,341 because tonight... a lot of planning's gone into it. 339 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,576 Um, I've decided not to go to the party. 340 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,979 Chalk one up for spontaneity. 341 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:40,735 But don't worry, your site'll be online, 8:00 sharp, as planned. 342 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,921 I just want you to know, Donna... 343 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,937 I don't give up that easily. 344 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,600 - Dylan. - Mitch. 345 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,602 So, enough about me. 346 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,539 You have 30 seconds to update me on your life. 347 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,875 I can do it in ten seconds; my life's pretty boring. 348 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,011 Oh, really? What about Amy? 349 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,446 Yes, I know all about 350 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,615 your liaison with the desert princess, thank you. 351 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,184 Yeah, well, Amy was a nice girl. 352 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,719 She, uh... but it was never meant to be. 353 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,987 Okay, come on, we're late. 354 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,622 Okay. 355 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,558 - And where are you two going? - We're, um, 356 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,693 - looking at some wedding sites? - Yeah, and we're late. 357 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,061 You said that. 358 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,797 Oh... 359 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,821 Have a nice day. 360 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,242 I'm back! 361 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,910 Huh! Oh, boy! 362 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,679 Hi, honey. 363 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,681 Hey, Maddy! Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm! 364 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,816 Did you two ladies have the Chippendale dancers 365 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,152 come over while Daddy was away at his convention? 366 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,253 Huh? 367 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,754 Oh, honey, 368 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:56,325 for the last 13 hours, I've been surrounded by people 369 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,393 who swear that they've had their nether regions 370 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,661 probed by aliens. 371 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,564 Speaking of probing nether regions, nice to see ya. 372 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,200 What? What's wrong? You want to tell me? 373 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,603 I thought we agreed not to invest in Donna's business. 374 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,837 I know. 375 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,938 I talked to Dylan. 376 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,039 - Oh, boy. - I can't believe 377 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,074 you went through with it. 378 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,208 Well, it was a good investment. 379 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,143 That's not the point, Steve. 380 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,613 There are larger issues at stake here. 381 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,848 Do you have any idea about partnership? 382 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,083 Yes, I understand partnership! 383 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,018 And I want our partnership to flourish, 384 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,554 which is why I didn't invest our money! 385 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,855 I invested my money. 386 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,258 - Your money? - Yeah. Grandpa Sanders... 387 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,426 Rest his soul... when he died, he left me $50,000. 388 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,562 I've had it in a trust fund. 389 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,531 - Your money? - Yeah! 390 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,265 So no harm, no foul. 391 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,533 Our money's still safe and sound, 392 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,890 racking up four percent annually. 393 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,540 What?! What's wrong now? 394 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,774 Oh, nothing. 395 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,644 Just... I didn't know that you had $50,000 396 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,579 in a bank account, that's all. 397 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,902 Well, I was gonna tell you; I guess I forgot. 398 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,217 Right. 399 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,920 Oh, jeez! I just told you I had $50,000 stashed away. 400 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,955 You think you'd be a little happier about it. 401 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,624 Oh, I am. I'm so happy for you 402 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,482 and all your money! 403 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,036 I hate these meetings. 404 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,338 Yeah, I used to, too. 405 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,841 It's not like I haven't given AA a chance, you know? 406 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:23,278 It's just that I'm not into the whole group mentality thing. 407 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,213 Yeah, well, going in there is one thing; 408 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,416 admitting you have a problem, working through the steps... 409 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,584 That's another. 410 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,818 Noah, I'm not saying 411 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,853 that it doesn't work for some people. 412 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,323 Okay, like you're so much different. 413 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,259 Come on. 414 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,695 Look, I'm not gonna force you to go in there, okay? 415 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,654 You have to do it on your own. 416 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,820 I can't. 417 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,544 Yeah, I like the way you can see this fur in the picture. 418 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,560 There's two different poses. 419 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:00,949 Hi. 420 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,284 Hey. 421 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,452 What a nice surprise. 422 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,487 I'm, uh, here to pick up 423 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,888 the banners for the party. 424 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,575 Well, you have to check these out; they were great. 425 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,865 Yeah, they're nice. 426 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,900 So, where are they? 427 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,569 Nice? Are you kidding? 428 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,237 Camille's gonna be the next Cindy Margolis. 429 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,705 Donna. 430 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,906 They're beautiful. 431 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,708 Oh, wait, wait. Here, check this one out. 432 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,478 - Who's Cindy Margolis? - She's an Internet model, 433 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,712 but that's beside the point. 434 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:31,880 You don't like them, right? 435 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,083 No, they're-they're nice. 436 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,219 Yeah, I mean, you know, lighting's a little cheesy, 437 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,187 but... who am I to say? 438 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,543 Banners are over there. 439 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,076 Cheesy? 440 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,686 See ya. 441 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,167 David, what the hell is going on with you? 442 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,102 Nothing. You asked for my opinion and I gave it to you. 443 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,370 Does this have anything to do with Dylan? 444 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,838 No, Camille, it has nothing to do with Dylan. 445 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,839 Because it's getting really old. 446 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,907 All right, then explain it to me. 447 00:19:58,931 --> 00:19:59,941 - What is it? - Explain what? 448 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,710 Why the better things get for us, 449 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,012 - the more miserable you seem to become. - Oh, maybe 450 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,280 I'm just a miserable guy. 451 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,082 I don't like to be around that. 452 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,233 Don't, then! 453 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,230 It just hurts, you know? 454 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,333 I see so much of myself in Ellen. 455 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,537 I just, I just never realized that-that-that... 456 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,440 drinking was taking over my life. 457 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,576 I'm just glad I have all you people to lean on. 458 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,068 Thanks, Noah. 459 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,181 Uh, before we close, 460 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,982 we'd like to acknowledge any newcomers 461 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,407 and encourage them to keep coming back. 462 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,957 Hi. I'm Mike, and I'm an alcoholic. 463 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,644 Hi, Mike. 464 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,064 I'm Ellen, and I'm an alcoholic. 465 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,647 Hi, Ellen. 466 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,286 Oh, boy. 467 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,122 Hey, all systems are a go. 468 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,557 I'm just a point and click away from pay dirt. 469 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,925 Hey, where's Janet tonight? 470 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,995 Uh, Janet's not really ready for the Internet age. 471 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,798 I don't think I am, either. 472 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,134 - Oh, boy. - Oh, I'm so nervous! 473 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,402 Anyway, it's almost time; there's no going back. 474 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,437 Oh... 475 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,139 - I'll get you a drink. - Mm-hmm. 476 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,155 - You want something? - Uh, no. 477 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,684 Why were you and Kelly talking about Amy this morning? 478 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,219 It was a fluke. 479 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,855 She asked, I lied, it's over. 480 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,056 Okay, yeah, well, just don't offer up 481 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,291 any more information, okay? 482 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,859 We got to keep our stories straight here, remember? 483 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,629 Hey, nervous guy, why don't you just come clean? 484 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,630 Nervous guy? 485 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,898 Yeah, right. 486 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,133 Listen, I know you're enjoying the fact that 487 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,786 I made a mistake, but spare me the good advice. 488 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,809 I don't know what's up with David. 489 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,143 Everything was going so well. 490 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,611 Well, don't worry. 491 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,547 David gets in his little moods. 492 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,116 You know what? Maybe it's my fault. 493 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,084 No. No, no, no. Trust me. 494 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,119 It'll blow over. 495 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,720 Just-Just give him some space. 496 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,223 Thanks. 497 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,524 Oh, you're welcome. 498 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:30,792 Here you go, hon. 499 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,028 Oh, thank you. 500 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,283 Excuse me. 501 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,769 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 502 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,337 By my estimation, 503 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,240 it's about 30 seconds... DonnaMartinOriginals.com 504 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,508 will be coming online. 505 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,277 So, without further ado, Donna Martin. 506 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,618 Can we have a drumroll, please? 507 00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,420 Thank you. 508 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:22,043 Steve, if you'll do the honor of a double click. 509 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,979 My pleasure. 510 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,248 No way. 511 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,667 What does this mean? 512 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,388 It means we're screwed. 513 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,454 Hey. 514 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:07,756 Oh. 515 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,990 Freezing the Web site? 516 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,825 Was that a bad attempt at humor? 517 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,560 More like a romantic plea. 518 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:13,795 Well, that was just stupid. 519 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:14,963 Why can't you see it? 520 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,131 We're perfect for each other. 521 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,599 Look, just because I conveniently fit 522 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,135 into your schedule does not mean I'm the right girl for you. 523 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,503 And if you would look up from your 524 00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:23,138 electronic organizer long enough, you would realize... 525 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,873 You said you were coming over to Mother's house for Christmas. 526 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,575 Oh, there'll be no chestnuts roasted between us, ever. 527 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,811 Give me another chance. 528 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,379 Mitch, we're done. 529 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,914 Look, everybody's hard work, 530 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,317 the investors' money... All a big waste of time. 531 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,652 Because what you did... It wasn't romantic, 532 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:38,987 it wasn't persuasive. 533 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,356 It was cruel and destructive, not to mention illegal. 534 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,390 So sue me. 535 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,859 What's a lifelong dream realized 536 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,494 if I don't have you to share it with, right? 537 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:47,829 Are you kidding me? 538 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,865 You know, they say there's only one person for everyone. 539 00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,534 I was sure it was you. 540 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:54,636 Yeah. 541 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,705 Well, figuring that out... 542 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,407 It's a lot trickier than you would think. 543 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,942 Guess so. 544 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,628 It's not too late to make things right. 545 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,858 A dot-com investment... What was I thinking? 546 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:19,294 I should have just thrown the ten grand out the window. 547 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:22,130 Well, after the disaster last night, I'm sure glad 548 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,599 it wasn't my money, because I don't think 549 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,368 I'd be able to keep down my breakfast. 550 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,537 Is it just gonna be veiled barbs from you from now on? 551 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,029 Oh, no. Some won't be so veiled. 552 00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:35,377 Look, Maddy, here. Mine! 553 00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:36,778 Your daddy taught me that. 554 00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:40,849 My grandfather was one of the most supportive people 555 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,150 in my life. 556 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,985 He wanted me to do something special 557 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,121 with that money, and until now, nothing seemed right. 558 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:47,655 Why can't you respect that? 559 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,758 I am not challenging the bond 560 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,693 that you had with your grandfather, Steve. 561 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,796 What I don't respect is the secrecy of the account. 562 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:57,298 I wasn't hiding anything from you. 563 00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:58,267 Well, you didn't mention it! 564 00:25:58,291 --> 00:25:59,901 And people that keep 565 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,603 secrets have something to hide. 566 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:03,238 - Like what? - I don't know. 567 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,639 Do you not trust me? 568 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:05,974 I mean, how committed are you 569 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,076 to this family if you have such a huge, 570 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,811 clandestine safety net? 571 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:12,147 Hey, how could you even think something like that? 572 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,681 I never did. 573 00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:17,252 I never did until you dipped in to your private account. 574 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:20,822 And now all I can imagine is you on some beach in Jamaica 575 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:23,391 with two bimbos and a vat of cocoa butter. 576 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,926 Hey, I'm allergic to cocoa butter. 577 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:28,029 What?! It's just money! 578 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,665 That is exactly what ticks me off. 579 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,967 Where are you going? 580 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,469 I have dibs on the office. 581 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,438 You and Maddy work at home. 582 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,575 Don't you look at me like that. 583 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:46,161 Thanks. 584 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,485 - Hey. - Hey. 585 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:51,653 Sorry about last night. 586 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:53,388 For which part? 587 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:56,624 For blowing it off, or the whole crash and burn of it? 588 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,126 Kelly told me. I'm sorry. 589 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,427 You okay? 590 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,763 Well, I was so distracted this morning, 591 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,698 I accidentally dressed a mannequin 592 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,934 in a mock turtleneck and a miniskirt. 593 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,470 That's so 1997. 594 00:27:08,494 --> 00:27:09,838 Whatever. 595 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,040 Should have listened to you; you never liked the idea. 596 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,375 No. 597 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:16,945 That was more of my own bad head trip than anything. 598 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,948 Still, everyone stood behind my product, so, 599 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,449 I'm responsible. 600 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,817 Shoulder, please. 601 00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:23,852 Oh. 602 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,653 I'm sorry. 603 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,055 - Come here. - Mmm. 604 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,023 It was all Mitch's fault, not yours, okay? 605 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:30,425 Mm-hmm. 606 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:32,494 So I assume you're not seeing him anymore? 607 00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:34,762 I'd like to take his 608 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,197 mouse pad and... 609 00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:38,199 Never mind. 610 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:43,304 I'm glad to see you're in a better mood. 611 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,939 Did you make up with Camille? 612 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:46,761 No, not yet. 613 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,079 You smell good. 614 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,547 Hmm. 615 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,520 Hey. 616 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,522 Where did you and Mitch go on your date last night? 617 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:01,457 What? 618 00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:03,291 The Web site's working. 619 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,559 What?! We, um... 620 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,793 We didn't go anywhere. 621 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,729 I just stopped hating him, like, a second ago. 622 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,898 Whatever the little dweeb did, it works. 623 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:11,432 People have been posting messages about you. 624 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:12,947 Can we talk? 625 00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:17,872 I'm really sorry I missed you last night. 626 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:19,707 Well, why don't we have lunch? 627 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,075 I can't. I have a meeting 628 00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:22,877 with a promo spot producer in 20 minutes. 629 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:24,712 Either we're busier than ever, or you're avoiding this. 630 00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:27,399 I just don't want to have a flyby conversation, that's all. 631 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:30,632 I'll call you tomorrow. 632 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,755 Congratulations. 633 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:34,906 Thank you. 634 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:37,392 Wow. 635 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,461 You know, this thing's had over 200-plus hits. 636 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,964 This is the, uh, online store customer message board. 637 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:45,066 Oh, wait. Let me... Let me read it. 638 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,368 "How are the happy couple?" 639 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,104 "Is there really a Mitch and a Donna?" And... 640 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,807 "I'll buy two skirts if you kiss him." 641 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:55,410 There's got to be somewhere we can work this to our advantage. 642 00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:57,111 Why do they even care? 643 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:59,331 Oh, people are suckers for a happy ending. 644 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:03,636 And I'm sure young David would agree. 645 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,122 Hello. 646 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:10,959 Hey. 647 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,293 For your recent 648 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:13,795 victory and, um, 649 00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:16,197 uh, the way you stood up at the meeting, you know? 650 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:17,932 I'm proud of you. 651 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:20,034 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 652 00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:22,770 Wow. It's been a long time since somebody's given me these. 653 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,023 Oh. And this is for you. 654 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:29,544 Thank you. 655 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:30,612 Open it up. 656 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,468 Okay. 657 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:40,822 - It's blank. - Yeah, yeah. 658 00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:44,225 One part of the program is, um, listing the wrongs in your life. 659 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,494 - What? - Yeah. I mean, 660 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,696 I personally found that by writing them down... 661 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,518 helped me deal with them, you know? 662 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:57,138 Do you ever have a conversation without talking about steps? 663 00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,674 I'm sorry. 664 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:01,009 It's like you're in a cult or something. 665 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:04,045 I'm-I'm not gonna write down 666 00:30:04,069 --> 00:30:05,580 all of my screwups for somebody else 667 00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:06,748 to read and judge. 668 00:30:06,772 --> 00:30:07,849 That's not what it's for. 669 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,684 You know what? You're moving too fast, 670 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,252 and you're asking me too much. 671 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,921 I'm not saying right now. I'm just saying eventually. 672 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,423 You know, you try and just... 673 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,924 Just try and do your best, that's all. 674 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:18,678 How can I, with you breathing down my neck?! 675 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:36,577 ♪ Baby, you will finally see I was gonna be the one ♪ 676 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,413 ♪ My love is easy ♪ 677 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:41,582 ♪ Boy, you better please me ♪ 678 00:30:41,606 --> 00:30:43,584 ♪ And you will finally see ♪ 679 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,620 ♪ How it's gonna be, be, be... ♪ 680 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,622 You just don't stop, do you? 681 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,624 What? 682 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,426 Ladies love Dylan McKay. 683 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,960 Pipe down, champ. 684 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,630 What, did you forget about Amy already? 685 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:59,100 Amy wasn't exactly, uh, girlfriend material. 686 00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,868 How did you guys meet again? 687 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,870 Was it around the infamous punch bowl? 688 00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:04,639 I don't really want to talk about it, 689 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:05,940 but if you want to know... 690 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:07,108 And I'll tell you. 691 00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:08,710 Um, see, what happened was this. 692 00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:10,078 Um... 693 00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:12,513 Well, we stopped off at this tiny little gas station 694 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,449 that was, like, in the middle of nowhere. 695 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,452 And, um, Amy was working behind the counter. 696 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,053 And Mr. Smooth over here 697 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,621 saunters up with some beef jerkys. 698 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,789 - He nods... - Beef jerkys? 699 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,591 Beef jerkys. Nods to the motorcycles, 700 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,727 and offered to give her the ride of her life. 701 00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:26,994 - No, you did not. - He did. 702 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,463 He did, but you know what happened? 703 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,898 She quits her job, jumps on the back of the motorcycle, 704 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,633 and these two... Inseparable for two days. 705 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,803 You know, Donna's Web site is working. 706 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:36,971 Oh. Oh, that's great. 707 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,172 She's at the store 708 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:40,141 reading the customers' responses. 709 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:42,543 Oh, good. Okay, I'm gonna go call and congratulate her. 710 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,745 If you'll excuse me. 711 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,346 Good-bye, Don Juan of the desert. 712 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,000 Sorry. 713 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:51,352 Oh. 714 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,187 Yeah, pretty good for an amateur. 715 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:54,522 Yeah, but listen to me. 716 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,758 I didn't like doing that, but I made a decision. 717 00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:57,925 Kelly is too important to me, 718 00:31:57,949 --> 00:31:59,460 and I don't want to risk losing her. 719 00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:00,628 So you're gonna keep the secret? 720 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,497 Just doing what you'd do. 721 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,332 You're no better than me. 722 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,367 Yeah? Well, I am still better for her. 723 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,469 She needs a man that she can count on. 724 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:10,505 So if you're just gonna be waiting around, thinking 725 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,774 that I'm gonna blow this, you can forget about it. 726 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,609 I underestimated you. 727 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,693 Yeah. It's the sweater vest. 728 00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:21,935 I'll see you around. 729 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,081 You okay? 730 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:54,982 I didn't drink. 731 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,908 Good. 732 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:02,314 Get your shoes on. I want to show you something. 733 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,434 Where's the toothpaste? 734 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,070 Oh, I cut the tube in half. 735 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:17,472 - Total disaster. - What? 736 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,408 It works really well with the toilet paper, though. 737 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:23,511 Oh, there's a message for you on the machine from Dylan. 738 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,146 Donna's Web site is up and running. 739 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:28,149 Oh. Guess I didn't jeopardize our future. 740 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,852 The fact you think that's why I'm still upset, Steve, 741 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:32,487 kills me. 742 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,489 You know what, I'm getting tired of guessing. 743 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,190 We're a team! 744 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:38,125 You don't think I value that? 745 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:39,827 Not when you're keeping secrets about money, no. 746 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,163 It makes me think that you're looking for an escape hatch. 747 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,131 Yeah, for us! For us! 748 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,200 Listen, I know this is going to sound archaic, 749 00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,636 but taking care of you and Maddy is my job. 750 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:49,971 It's my responsibility, okay? 751 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:51,672 It's not one that I've ever faced before. 752 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,673 Steve... 753 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:56,043 Let me finish, okay?! 754 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:59,313 Every day, every single day, 755 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,315 I think about failing. 756 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:02,984 I mean, what if the paper goes down? 757 00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:04,685 What if, what if you and Maddy need something 758 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,953 that I can't provide for? 759 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:09,345 That-That account was me protecting us from my screwups! 760 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:15,463 I know that's hard for you to admit. 761 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,832 But on our wedding day, 762 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:20,701 we sealed this deal for good times or for bad. 763 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,604 And that's the best part about this marriage thing, honey, 764 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:26,140 is that you don't have to go through anything alone. 765 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:28,976 You don't have to keep any secrets. 766 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,679 Thanks. 767 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,382 No problem. 768 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:38,173 And if you're scared, just tell me, okay? 769 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,389 I would kiss you so hard right now 770 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,357 if it wasn't for this toothpaste situation. 771 00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:44,425 Hmm. 772 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:45,893 Under the sink. 773 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,943 Go. 774 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:53,901 So someone placed 775 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,270 an order from Albuquerque... My wrap skirt. 776 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,272 From the streets of Albuquerque. 777 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:01,909 Albuquerque... I just, I just kind of like saying that, but... 778 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,164 You just salted those five seconds ago. 779 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:07,605 I'm low on sodium. 780 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,618 Camille misses you. 781 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:11,852 She, um... 782 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:14,655 she said that you haven't called her. 783 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,391 You've just always been the type that calls. 784 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:20,695 It was a trait I always admired about you. 785 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,863 So the two of you were discussing this? 786 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:26,067 No. I mean, not really discussing it. 787 00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:29,003 It... It's just, when you're folding dozens of T-shirts, 788 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,672 sometimes topics happen to come up. 789 00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:35,610 Like, for instance, why is David being such a mopey butt-head. 790 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,478 Those were her words, not mine. 791 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:40,715 I'd rather the two of you didn't talk about it, if that's okay. 792 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:42,249 Yeah. 793 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,751 Well, it's an easy fix. 794 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,720 Just call her and tell her you're sorry. 795 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,688 Check, please. 796 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,491 You know, if you keep acting this way, 797 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,393 you might push away something good. 798 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,750 Well, Donna, maybe that's what I'm trying to do. 799 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,405 Just let me figure it out, okay? 800 00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:06,807 Donna Martin. 801 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:07,808 Yeah? 802 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,176 Sheila. 803 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,379 I recognized you from the Web site. 804 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,814 I just bought two skirts and a top online this morning. 805 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,103 Oh, that's great. Thank you. 806 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,820 I tried to log on yesterday, honey. 807 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,922 Guess those computer glitches got solved, 808 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:23,591 if you know what I mean. 809 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:26,642 Mitch, you're even cuter than I imagined. 810 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,718 Good luck to you both. 811 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:33,968 Did she just think...? 812 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,255 Yeah. 813 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:59,660 Okay, here we are. 814 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:02,279 This tops my list of things I've done wrong. 815 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,332 Over there. 816 00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:08,069 Pink jacket. 817 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,140 What's her name? 818 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:14,308 Caitlin. 819 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:16,177 She's six. 820 00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:17,878 The lady there is my mom. 821 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:18,879 She takes care of her. 822 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,382 I promised it was 823 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,217 just until I got my act together, 824 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,973 but... that's taken longer than I thought. 825 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,874 Where's the father? 826 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:38,185 Six vodka gimlets, one one-night stand. 827 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:44,705 He lives somewhere in Chatsworth; I never told him. 828 00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:46,974 Catie thinks her mommy comes in and out of her life 829 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,364 because she works on an airplane. 830 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,013 What are you gonna do when she's old enough to question 831 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:54,582 that story? 832 00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:58,419 Let's just go. 833 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,187 Okay? Please? 834 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:01,736 Yeah. Sure. 835 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,603 Hey. 836 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,604 Hi. 837 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,738 You didn't get my message? 838 00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:19,640 I said I'd come by your place. 839 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:21,963 Yeah, but I-I couldn't wait. 840 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:24,546 What are you doing? 841 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,936 Nothing. 842 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:31,541 You mind if we, uh, sit outside and talk? 843 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:40,394 So you had a late night at work, huh? 844 00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:41,896 Yeah. 845 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,566 Uh, online orders are off the charts. 846 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,268 That's great. 847 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,920 Yeah. 848 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:52,573 You know, it's always weird 849 00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:55,442 the first time a couple sees different sides of each other. 850 00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:57,077 Yeah. 851 00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,913 I was gonna wait until month six 852 00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:03,739 before I let you see the infamous Camille Desmond temper. 853 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,954 Are you all right? 854 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:08,823 No. 855 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:14,261 David, if I did anything to get you in this mood... 856 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:15,981 Camille, you didn't do anything. 857 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,583 I just wanted to pick a fight. 858 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,121 And it wasn't very cool. 859 00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:28,792 It's okay. Apology accepted. 860 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:31,946 Let's go to dinner. 861 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,336 You deserve better than me. 862 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,017 David. 863 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,286 We're solid. 864 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:40,821 We'll work it out. 865 00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:42,814 I don't think so. 866 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:48,312 You're not doing this. 867 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:51,298 Why? 868 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:53,348 Camille, I'm so sorry. 869 00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,371 We just don't... 870 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,387 We don't belong together. 871 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,304 Camille. 872 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,619 If that was gonna be a letter, 873 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,420 thanks for having the guts 874 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,810 to do it in person. 875 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,037 - Hello. - Hey. 876 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,205 I just ordered a half veggie, 877 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:32,339 half pepperoni pizza from Patty's. 878 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:35,709 It's gonna be coming to your place. 879 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,611 What's that swishing around? 880 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:39,380 I'm standing here in a wedding dress. 881 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:41,749 Larry, my other fiancé, beat you to the punch. 882 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,950 Oh. 883 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,052 Well, does Larry spring for extra cheese? 884 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:46,854 All right, he's history. 885 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,188 Actually, it's Jackie's. 886 00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:50,658 She's obsessed with me wearing it on the big day. 887 00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:53,060 But secretly, Donna's already sketching some designs. 888 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,361 Should I pick up some wine? 889 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,063 Mm, yeah, that would be good. 890 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,231 Okay. I love you. 891 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,066 I love you, too. Hurry home. 892 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:00,834 Bye-bye. 893 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,638 Oh. 894 00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:07,074 Hold on. I'm coming. 895 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,177 I just have to grab my... Your money. 896 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:11,211 Oh. 897 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,447 Hey. I thought you were the pizza guy. 898 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,782 What, are you eloping? 899 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,183 Oh. No. It's my mom's. 900 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,484 What do you think? 901 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:19,887 Smells like mothballs. 902 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,322 Thanks. 903 00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:22,556 What's up? 904 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,558 I was just in the neighborhood. 905 00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:26,694 You know, room service, pay-per-view... 906 00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:27,962 I couldn't do it again. 907 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,730 Well, we just ordered some food. 908 00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:31,780 Matt's on his way home. Why don't you come in? 909 00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:34,969 What? 910 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,971 I was just realizing 911 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,639 it's the second time I've seen you wearing 912 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,808 a wedding dress to marry someone else. 913 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:43,911 Maybe this time you'll stay for the wedding. 914 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,646 Maybe not. 915 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,138 Matt's the lucky guy. 916 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,151 - Come on in. - I can't. 917 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,987 I have to... 918 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,123 I got to fax some paper to my accountant. 919 00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:58,013 Can't it wait till tomorrow? 920 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:01,976 You look beautiful.